It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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