it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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