Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize