you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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