Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
this just has baby written all over it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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