how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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