dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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where does the pee come out of this thing
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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