New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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