And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
At least make sure they are 18
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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