all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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