So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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