Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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