It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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