i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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