tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
is it fun? or sober?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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