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i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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