do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
sex on a bike is impossible
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