Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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