I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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