I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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