What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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