I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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