i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she looked like the before picture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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