Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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