i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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