butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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