help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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