Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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