I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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