I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
either way he was missing a nipple.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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