Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Ketchup is God's man juice
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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