So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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