Can Purell be used as lube?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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