I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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