Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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