Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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