If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
ugly people sure do ruin things
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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