So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
she was so not down for the gang bang
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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