You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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