i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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