I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
