Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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