Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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