I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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