Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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