I'm drive I can fine osifer
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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