So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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