Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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