singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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