How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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