good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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