Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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