thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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