At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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