Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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