He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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