so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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